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You don't
create art; art creates you
Seek constant
distraction.
You're
inadequate; buy more stuff
Define enough.
It's not
about what you consume; it's about what you create
it's a free
country, but try explaining that to the IRS
U.S. out of
my wallet
Love your
country, fear your government.
Never, never,
never trust the ruling class
Repeal the
PATRIOT act
Plead insanity
If God had
meant for us to be naked we would have been born that way.
I’d rather be
anatomically correct than politically correct.
Support the
UN Treaty to Ban Mimes
I'm rich and
famous (in a parallel universe)
Go
skinny-dipping
I'm having a
near-life experience
Must. Stay.
Conscious.
The best
things in life are free if you steal them
Deliberate
Subversity
Nude isn't
lewd
I'm so Metal,
I have the unlisted number of the beast
Our survival
requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all
screwed.
Why wear
clothes?
Feed the
waifs [w/stick figure]
Question
Authority (unless they're giving you somone else's stuff)
Outsource
executive management
Byte
me/Nibble me/Twiddle my bits
The little
penguin that could [w/Tux]
Linux or die.
Visualize
World Linux
Power of
penguin [w/Tux]
Ride the
Penguin [w/Tux]
Conform or we
will crush you
Contents
under pressure.
Act like
nothing's wrong.
Don't freak
out. Okay, freak out.
It's too late
for me; save yourself
Now would be
a good time to panic.
Remember: the
whole system depends on you not asking too many questions
Keep telling
yourself "It's only a movie"
I will not go
quietly
Anti-establishment
hippie troublemakers rule! [w/cross]
No smug
fundies
Visualize the
fundies in their undies
Thou shalt
think for thyself.
The louder
the shout, the bigger the doubt
Fundamentalists
have all of the answers and none of the questions
As long as
there is power to be sold, there will be money to buy it
If we stop
toppling their governments, can we stop giving them foreign aid?
All elites
are suspect.
My senator
can out-grab your senator.
Power is a
drug…we are ruled by addicts.
Disgusted
2004 [w/ Republican elephant and Democrat Donkey]
Force
prevails where reason fails
Democrats rob
you; Republicans beat you. Choose wisely. [w/ Republican elephant and
Democrat Donkey]
The lesser of
two evils is still evil [w/ Republican elephant and Democrat Donkey]
You can't
kill an idea with bombs and bullets
Our leaders
turn us against one another.
You are not
your government; they are not theirs
Hours are
more precious than dollars.
Choose
happiness
Happily
undistinguished
It's not that
life's too short; it's that it's too full of distracting, pointless
crap.
The journey
is the point.
got dreams?
What are you
waiting for?
>SHOULD<
Recovering
grownup
Some settling
of contents may have occurred during journey.
Duhkha happens
Just say
gnosis
Don't trust
anyone over >30< >40< >50< >60<
>fear<
hope
Enlighten-up
Steal your
life back
So, what have
we learned from all this?
Happiness
Costs
Don't do what
you should; do what you must.
The best
things in life are closer than you think
