Plead insanity
If God had meant for us to be naked we would have been born that way
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically correct
Support the U.N treaty to ban mimes
Rich and famous in a parallel universe
Having a near-life experience
Must. Stay. Conscious.
The best things in life are free if you steal them
Deliberate subversity
I'm so metal I have the unlisted number of the beast
Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.
Feed the waifs
Question authority (unless they're giving you someone else's stuff)
Outsource executive management
Go skinny-dipping
Nude isn't lewd
Why wear clothes?