Blastfishing/General
Memetics Frequently Asked Questions
"Avoid
the pursuit of happiness. Seek to define your mission and pursue that."
--John Perry Barlow
Q: Why two names?
A: Good question.
Q: What's with the cheesy website design?
A: This is not about showing the world what fabulously clever web
designers we are. We eschew Flash, frames, and other generally useless
eye candy so we can invest more of our life force into the work of
Saving
Humanity From Itself. And we pass the savings on to you.
Q: What's with the logo?
A: Exactly.
Q: Is Zen Master This really immortal?
A: Yes.
Q: Is there a God?
A: Yes, but that doesn't explain nearly as much as you might think. And
your favorite house of worship (or house of pancakes, for that matter)
surely doesn't have a clue.
Q: Is there a Satan?
A: Probably not. Humans are fully capable of committing plenty of evil
on their own; a Satan would be superfluous.
Q: Are you serious?
A: Duh.
Q: Does this make me look fat?
A: How come you never wear the red one I bought for you?
Q: How should I live my life?
A: Do good, be happy, and live consciously. Oh, and acquire and
disseminate as much Blastfishing
stuff as possible.
Q: Dude, WTF?
A: Aw, we're just messin' with your head, that's all.
Q: What about the children?
A: They're at your mother's. We have the house all to ourselves.
Q: Are Zen Master This and Brian Madison the same person?
A[ZMT]: No.
A[BM]: Yes.
Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: Because they're clumsy.
Q: Is Zen Master This the incarnation of an ancient Toltec indian god?
A: No, but a lot of people make that mistake.
Q: Are you gonna finish that?
A: No. Here, you can eat the rest.
