What Happens in Vegas (Ends Up on the Internet)
(c)2007 Brian Madison

I don't remember details
My memory ain't right
Forgive me if I'm not too clear 'bout
What went on that night

My recall's kinda fuzzy
What happened, I don't know
But according to police reports
I put on quite a show

And now that it's on YouTube
You can see it on your own
To my surprise it all was captured
On some cameraphones

My finest Kodak moments
Have led me to disgrace
So who's that red-eyed redneck
With that big grin on his face?

I had a little too much fun
One time and
Now I can never forget
What happens in Vegas
Ends up on the internet

They got me with my shirt off yelling
Out a limo roof
Don't Google it 'cause you don't need the
Photographic proof

Line dancing in a fountain
With a bottle of whiskey
My boots went up a flagpole and my
Hat was in a tree

Lost my credit cards and wallet
Among the slot machines
I don't know where they went to but
They're probab'ly with my jeans

What do I tell my preacher
How do I tell my mom
It's no surprise her baby boy is
On yahoo.com

How's a fella get into so
So much trouble
Without even placing a bet?
What happens in Vegas
Ends up on the internet

A ceremony short and sweet
And very dignified
Married in an Elvis chapel to my
Bearded lady bride

Finally caught me in my boxers
Parading through the town
With a trapeze artist, midgets and a
Line of circus clowns

My name and number's out there
My mug shot's out there too
Can't say it wasn't me
Because they got my new tattoo

I guess I learned my lesson
Next time I'll stick to beer
Next time I'll use an alias
When I go back next year

I'll end up with a bunch of pictures
On the web and a
Weekend I'll live to regret
What happens in Vegas
Ends up on the internet

Hello?
Hi, momma.
What?
You say saw some pictures on the internet?
Yes, ma'am, that's me.
Uh, well momma, can you explain these pictures of you with your arms around two Chippendales?
I ain't talkin' 'bout no furniture here, momma.
And is that the preacher in the background?
Momma he's got his arm around one too!

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